Some Funnies

Some funnies I got from my family:

I've come to realize that the secret to a happy life is not looking like Barbie or Ken and suffering through tofu and rice cakes to stay that way! It's eating chocolate, staying chunky and explain that you're really a perfect size 6, but you keep it covered with fat so it doesn't get scratched!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"


Why is it that every time I lose weight it finds me again?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!

I got a job!!

I got a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was looking for a math teacher position but I was blessed with a music teacher position. I am very excited. It is wierd to go back to teaching after 4 years. I am nervous and excited too. I cannot wait to start.

Summer is over

I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. It is bad because we had a lot of fun this summer at camp and such, but it is good because we were very busy (especially my dh) and R starts pre-K this year. They grow up so fast. Wow.
We had a great time at camp. B went and stayed at grandma's house so that R and I could have an easier time playing together. That was a nice break, I only had one kid, I did not have to cook all week, and after R went to bed I 3 hours to my self, it was my vacation this year.

Now is the great race to find a job. Have I mentioned that I hate job interviews, I never know what to say and everything sounds stupid to my ears, or my brain just stops functioning and I don't know what to say. Hopefully God knows where He wants me, cause I have no idea.